LozRants

Someone sent me this picture yesterday & I laughed so hard. Then, of course, being the good friend that I am I sent it on to everyone I knew. The initial picture I received was not a still, but a "moving" picture with the gun on automatic. Bam Bam Bam Bam
It really is quite funny. The caption that goes with it was "One of those days..."
I then filed it away for future use, not realizing that I could use it the next day!

People that know me, know that I have my own company - therefore I have a website. I went with a major, huge, nationwide company to host this website thinking the bigger the better! Figuring that since this company was so big, they would have the latest, cutting edge technology to protect me & mine. The best that the business has to offer, etc.
Yeah, they have the technology - but what happened when my site was hacked this morning? Nothing. They found it right away & then watched it to try to trace the hacker.
Did they notify me or my office? NOooooo.
Did they send an email as warning? NOooooo
I called the huge mega corporation to find out what was wrong with my website & then was told that my website was compromised. You mean hacked?! Well, yeah.
Did they actually find the hacker? NOooooo
Did they save the website? NOoooo
By this time, I have picture of a cute kitty in my head. Bam Bam Bam Bam

I now have to reload the website from scratch due to some stupid, nitwitted, idiot computer savant that decided my website was just the place to go this morning.
Kitty.... Bam Bam Bam Bam

My software is not the current release - we have to update software & hope the code is compatible. Please Please Please let it be compatible. I can't wait "2 weeks" for repairs.
(computer lingo: 2 weeks equals when hell freezes over).
Please let it be compatible...
Please...

You don't want me to send the kitty...do you?!